sandcess

sorry i didn't get this out to you sooner, as soon as i'm done
with this, i'll be on the next available line terminating my personal
assistant for failing to send me out a reminder this morning. don't
worry too much, this is not an isolated incident.
last week she neglected to inform me that the insurance company
called to tell me one of my dog-food factories had burned down, taking with it the furniture shop adjacent. i had to find out
from the raging shop owner a full 3 hours after the fire department
had subdued what the shop owner characterized as a "hadean
inferno" to a "violent blaze.". needless to say, i've had it with
Tammy.
in an effort to enrich your life, if only in slight, i have
annexed this article of correspondence with some anecdotal guidance
for ridding yourself of slugs, which i'm sure you have in abundance at
your place of residence, in abundance, along with a write up
concerning this vice guide i can't shutup about. i thought i would
give someone else a shot at making an argument for it. take care, -Asa